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i talked to god


 


Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 ssj6goku161
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  ssj6goku161.
Me:
 and what is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 WOW for real?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 are you canadian?
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
 im american
God:
Were you born in the  USA.  Which state?
Me:
 texas
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  TEXAS.
Me:
 i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 but if your god you should know all
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
 no it is not
God:
To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical.
Me:
 i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 because i am god
God:
Good reason.   Hi,  god.
Me:
 im not god
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  god.
Me:
 im goku
God:
Do you mean your name is  goku.
Me:
 si
God:
I will call you  god.
Me:
 but my names not god
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
 i dont care what other people tell you im telling you I AM NOT GOD
God:
What do you care about,  god ?
Me:
 IM NOT GOD
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  GOD.
Me:
 MY NAME IS GOKU
God:
  Glad to see you,  GOKU.
Me:
 thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 no im not
God:
Are you serious?  What are you then?
Me:
 an alien
God:
  Be less specific.
Me:
 you know to much you must be taken care of
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  GOKU.
Me:
 goodbye
God:
Sayonara.



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i get bored ALOT


p.s i didnt make that up


 


I REALLY TALKED TO HIM



-- Edited by [GMC]ssj6goku161 at 20:17, 2006-02-22

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yay more talking


Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 gokiu
God:
  Nice to meet you,  gokiu.
Me:
 no its goku
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
 me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
 the state of new york
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 why do you wish to know such a thing
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
 yes...yes you do
God:
Come on.   Give me a break.  When do I do it?
Me:
 now
God:
Right now,  gokiu ?
Me:
 no its goku
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
 me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
 i told you the state of new york
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
 si
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
 no prob
God:
Are you serious?  What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 movie
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 i havnt seen it either
God:
It goes without saying.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  gokiu said   havnt seen it.
Me:
 o rly?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 yes i am vary crazy and i have split split split personalitys
God:
Please state your conditions.  Why are you  vary crazy.   Interesting... I have  a birthday on  the Big Bang.
Me:
 ive seen the big bang wasnt that impresive
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
 a explosion


and thats where he crashed



-- Edited by [GMC]ssj6goku161 at 20:25, 2006-02-22

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so what drugs were you on when you spoke to god? Cause i got to get my hands on them too. Also did you play JK2O and if so do you remeber Static-X*STK*, thats me.

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i dont do drugs that i know of i talked to god useing igod (its really a bot)


and no i havent played



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he dosnt talk to me anymore

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